THE FRENCH GOODBYE

SUENOS SON SUENOS
12" VINYL LP

SIDE A
ALMOST HOME
RUGS
THE GLASS HOUSE
MANITOBA
DREAMS

SIDE B
COCO TAXI
2B
BEEHIVE
MUSTACHE AUTOGRAPH
 

The debut long-player from The French Goodbye.

Chicago's reclusive sextet of PRF moonlighters leaves the house to record nine songs about dreams, desires and death.

Featuring appearances by Alan Scalpone, Michael McGinley and Greg Norman of The Bitter Tears.

Recorded by Mike Bridavsky and Greg Norman.

Includes digital download and bonus inserts.

Limited to 250 copies on bone-white vinyl.

Design by David Babbitt


LIVE KARATE DEMONSTRATION
7" vinyl single

Side A
Coco Taxi (Live)

Side B
Late Night '85 (Live)

 

The debut single from The French Goodbye.

Tony Mendoza and Thea Lux (Let's Get Out of this Terrible Sandwich ShopNurse NovelsAnnoyance Theater) recruit PRF lunch-buckets John & Julia Barlow (The Columbines), Tall Chris Rasmussen (Police TeethHeather Loves Silkworm, Burn Permits) and Reid Coker (Tijuana Hercules) to lay waste to Chicago's fabled Lincoln Hall Dojo.

The plug side is a pervy surf though Havana in a coconut-shaped motor trike.

The flip pays homage to vintage, wrestling shoes-era Letterman.

Includes digital download of an eight song live show.

Limited to 100 copies.

LIVING IN THE END TIMES
Digital EP

Tracklist
1. Living In The End Times
2. My Birthday
3. Cold Hit
4. Useless To Everyone



Created for Funny or Die, a group of doomsday preppers meet to discuss 21st century extinction when...disaster strikes!

Includes a happenin' birthday song that's sure to replace "Happy Birthday" as the easier-to-license birthday song for all future film and television. 


THE NURSE NOVELS

FROZEN MUZAK
Digital LP

Tracklist
1. War
2. Sea Day
3. Work Whorse
4. Little Boy
5. Make Me Cry
6. Mirror
7. Monsters 'n Moldies
8. Catalyst
9. Pelts To Prove It
10. Shoo Fly
11. Inside A Car Wash
12. Nimby


In 2010, The Nurse Novels united out of necessity during a shortage of rock bands in The United States. The names of the two women and two men who formed the band have been lost to history.

Moonlighting between careers, relationships and other bands, they swiftly recorded these twelve songs about monsters and mirrors and so on.

They called it Frozen Muzak.

Their contribution to the American landscape cannot be denied for nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.

Released by The Roydale Recording Company.


POOF!
Digital LP

Tracklist
1. Whimps
2. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
3. Money Man
4. Emptiness In Yes And
5. Carnie's Gone
6. Water Bed
7. Popsicle Moon
8. Budget Graffiti
9. Ferris Wheel Test
10. Unbreakable Pocket Comb
11. Kaye Bee
12. Prom Sniffles



Two women and two men recorded these twelve songs about wimps and Mary Hartman and so on.

They called it Poof! Then vanished.

But where did they go?

And why?

As hard-working historians wrack their brains for answers, all we citizens can do is simply enjoy the music of The Nurse Novels for five American dollars.